Saturday, December 24, 2005

Rock bottom?

If someone hadn't been so selfish and had sent me their winning SnG strategy, I wouldn't be spending this Christmas Eve singing carols for handouts outside the Applebee's on Desert Inn and Maryland Parkway. Where is the selfless idealism, the willingness to lend a helping hand, the spirit of sharing? Only in movies and blogs, that's where.

Happy Holidays, everyone!


Big Cheez said...

Well, well, well - so it's someone else's fault that you are down and out.

Here's a thought - rather than standing out side of Applebee's begging, why not march yourself right in and ask for a JOB?

Mr Subliminal said...

I did go in and ask about work, assclown. The shift manager said they were hiring three people and since I was the 10th applicant, they would be holding a single table Sit N Go to determine the lucky three to be hired. I went out on the bubble, so fuck you.

Big Cheez said...

I ain't buying it, muckface. I just came from Applebee's, and didn't see Doyle or any of the Phils busing tables.

Mr Subliminal said...

That's 'cause they start tomorrow, shitpickle.