Friday, May 22, 2015
Sunday, May 03, 2015
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
I am pleased to report that I am no longer persona non grata at MGM. After heavy, nationwide behind-the-scenes lobbying by the National Coalition for the Homeless, MGM finally succumbed and revoked its ban. In addition, I will be paid full restitution in the sum of $200. The latter amount does not include any compensation for my tarnished reputation which, to be fair, was already tarnished long before the incident.
Posted by Mr Subliminal at 1:56 PM
Monday, April 20, 2015
I've been banned from all MGM properties due to an incident at the Aria the other night. I was all-in pre-flop for $202 with 77 against a bigger stack's KK. Before the board was dealt, I asked my opponent if I could keep 2 chips for the valet should I lose, to which he agreed. Then, with everyone concentrating on the cards in the middle of the table, I quickly pocketed the 2 red stacks of $100 each and substituted them with 2 black chips.
The kings held up, I pushed the 2 $1 chips towards my opponent, but withheld the 2 black chips, saying that we agreed that these were for the valet. Needless to say, all hell broke loose, the floor was called and didn't buy my argument that we never specified the denomination of the 2 chips that I could keep. Also, it didn't help matters that I don't own a car.
I shall be taking this up with the Nevada Gaming Commission as soon as I can find suitable pro bono legal representation.
Posted by Mr Subliminal at 9:09 PM
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Once again the conversation at my table had dried up. There were long, uncomfortable bouts of silence and it was time for my schtick :
Me : My missus kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock.
Dealer : Really?
Me : It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!
Posted by Mr Subliminal at 5:42 AM