Sunday, December 04, 2005

On target for 2005

As the above graph depicts, I have completely depleted my poker bankroll and am now living on fumes. I was hoping for a bout of positive variance to reverse the trend, but, alas, it was not to be. This makes the task of winning the upcoming WPBT Winter Classic even more crucial.


Big Cheez said...

Cheer up, Subliminal. I just spoke with Linda from "Table Tango", she and several other bloggers are organizing a bake sale to refund your bankroll, and get you off the rail.

Mr Subliminal said...

Fuck you and the bake sale you rode in on. This would never have happened had you sent me your SnG strategy.

Big Cheez said...

My SnG strategy wouldn't work for you - there is no "Old Maid" in the deck I use.

Have you tried your luck at BINGO?

Unknown said...

I hear that they pay $100K for getting 20 spots right on a Keno card.

See you 3 days man :)

spanky said...

hahaha. good stuff. sorry about the bankroll. mine has taken a similar trajectory but i've never really been that good at geometry. its like the "isoceles going broke squared" angle or some shit.

hope you did ok in vegas, my friend.