Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Bellagio 2/5

Once again the conversation at my table had dried up. There were long, uncomfortable bouts of silence and it was time for my schtick :

Me : My missus kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock.

Dealer : Really?

Me : It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!


lightning36 said...

I am not even quite sure what to say here, sir ...

Memphis MOJO said...