Thursday, May 17, 2012

My roll < $38

The losing sessions continue. Everyone's running into the bottom of my range.

Despite my penury and destitution, I have calculated that I am up $2,470 G-Bucks for the year and will be providing my broker with an audited spreadsheet to this effect, hopefully persuading him to allocate me 65 Facebook shares in tomorrow's IPO.


Memphis MOJO said...

Well, you can always go back to hydro-colon therapy to rebuild the roll.

Mr Subliminal said...

If I manage to get my hands on 65 FB, and they trade on Friday's open at, say, 50, I can make an easy $780 by quickly offloading them before my broker wisens up.

Quicker, cleaner and more profitable than your average colon rinse.