Friday, May 30, 2014

WSOP here again

My, how time flies! The town is once again filled with poker-playing hopefuls about to get their dreams shattered and their souls crushed.

My next day off from Panda Express will be on June 28th, enabling me to play in Event #55 ($1,500 No-Limit Hold'em). I am confident of a deep run and wouldn't be surprised if I made the final table. There just remains the minor detail of overcoming a $1,462 cash flow shortfall.


9 comments:

angerisagift said...

u got 28 days. grind out some 1/2 NL at yr local casino befriend a local cougar/sugar mama. rock her world. she pays 4 your tourney fee or befriend a local drug user at the casino . found out who the person's dealer is.ripoff the drug dealer.PROBLEM SOLVED GL at the tables.

Mr Subliminal said...

@angerisagift : Can't go wrong with that sort of advice, which is very much appreciated.

If I do succeed in raising the buy-in, I hereby pledge 5% of my winnings to you.

Memphis MOJO said...

Catch the wannabes early before they run out of money.

lightning36 said...

If you are short on cashish, I'd be will to buy a part of you. Put me down for $1 if you go that route.

Mr Subliminal said...

@lightning : I'm confident I'll be able to raise the money using angerisagift's advice.

So while I won't be needing your $1, as a token of my appreciation for your generous offer, I hereby pledge 2½% of my winnings to you.

Mr Subliminal said...

@MOJO : Thank you, I will implement your strategy. In return, I hereby pledge 2½% of my winnings to you.

angerisagift said...

where is my % for the advice??????????????????? LOL. also,another idea is drive to colorado and buy some edibles and resell in vegas.rinse and repeat.the movies True Romance and Indecent Proposal could b guides to the first 2 ideas.and the movie Losin It a guide to the edible idea but in the film they went to mexico to buy firecracker to resell.as always GL

angerisagift said...

eeeeeeeeeeeek. sorry i saw the 5% pledge for my mistake i will pledge 20% of my 5% to an animal shelter that takes old petting animals that may have been inappropiately touched by ppl. also. sportsplay.com still has their 25k challenge going. see website 4 details.IF u become a member .remember Anger is a gift as the referral. i got .76 cents last month bcuz of refferals.SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

Mr Subliminal said...

@angerisagift : As a fellow animal lover, I am touched by your gesture and am therefore raising your stake to 10%. Whether you wish to extend your 20% pledge to the additional 5% is up to you.