Sunday, March 23, 2014

Next stop : Macau



I'm wasting my time and potential here in Vegas. The games are no longer a challenge. I have my eyes set upon the nosebleed cash games currently being held in Macau, and am presently enrolled in a 6-week Mandarin Chinese language immersion program jointly run by Berlitz and Panda Express. 

6 comments:

lightning36 said...

I'd ask what kind of housing you plan to secure there, but I figure you will likely just be living on the streets there as you are in Las Vegas.

Memphis MOJO said...

So, the colon hydro therapy is on hold?

angerisagift said...

sounds like a great plan. just stay away from the petting zoos and if yr sweet rolls disappears. u can always donate some of yr organs. i think the black market is booming

Mr Subliminal said...

Housing will definitely be a major concern. I am learning Mandarin so that I can quickly ingratiate myself with the local indigents.

angerisagift said...

ingratiate? wow, some1 owns a dictionary

grrouchie serge said...

I thought the Mandarin was a farce - at least if you watch the movie.
Dude was bad ass in the comics.

I don't see what he has to do with poker though, but more power to ya