Sunday, January 26, 2014

Bit of a mouthful

These are the home games you want to be invited to :


6 comments:

angerisagift said...

wow,a blowjob just 4 winning a hand. what do i get 4 a royal flush?

Tony Bigcharles said...

something cant be right, for $250, they are supposed to give 40 blowjobs an hour? no woman would do that. not even a gay male like hamsterdam

lightning36 said...

Yeah -- I saw this elsewhere. Looks like my home game needs to be revamped.

Rob said...

This is really, really funny.

Couldn't they get busted for this? I mean, I guess Craigslist has stuff like this all the time but still....the nude part is probably ok, but servicing the guys (and after every hand!), that's clear a solicitation of prostitution.

As for the price...well,remember, they also offered her a percentage of each pot, but didn't say how much. I tell you though, no one is letting anyone steal the blinds in this game.

Also, if they have to wait for each act to be completed until they deal the next hand, it will be a lot fewer than 40 hands per hour.

Rob said...

Oh, an also....this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Splash the Pot."

angerisagift said...

also,what happens on a split pot? handjobs?