Saturday, December 07, 2013

Finally landed a temporary job

I will be spending the next 2 weeks working as a human directional. Before any of you get overly impressed, it's just a fancy name for a sign twirler. I'll take it though, especially after having botched my last job interview for a position as a wealth management advisor at Morgan Stanley.

7 comments:

angerisagift said...

sweet. hopefully it will keep u away from those petting zoos.

lightning36 said...

I had always thought that you a bright future as a porn slapper.

angerisagift said...

i still think a restroom attendant would b a good job 4 u.giving ppl towels to dry their hands,spraying them with cheap cologne,and handing out mints

Mr Subliminal said...

I would kill for a job as a restroom attendant. Unfortunately this is Vegas and I don't have the connections.

Memphis MOJO said...

So the hydro-colon therapy is not an option any more?

Mr Subliminal said...

Hydro-colon therapy was not my cup of tea.

Pete P. Peters said...

Congratulations. Regardless of the job, I'm just happy that you kept on keeping on, and worked hard towards finding work.

There's a certain poker bum that would do well for himself to follow your example.