Slept all weekend not wishing to wake up and face the real world, which unfortunately came crumbling down around me on Friday when I failed to pass the Head Lice Removal Technician qualifying exam.
My presentation in front of the examining board was going well as I confidently demonstrated the different species of lice which I held in an open petri dish. An ill-timed sneeze, however, resulted in the accidental infestation of all those within a 5 foot radius of me, thereby prematurely ending any chances of my qualifying.
I'm all out of ideas.
Monday, September 30, 2013
I give up
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6 comments:
I'm impressed with your attitude in general. Despite your constant professional failures, you still continue to try (unlike some other lazy blogger bums we know of).
To use a baseball metaphor, if you keep stepping up to the plate, you will eventually get a hit. Or something like that.
Point is, keep a positive attitude. I'm sure there is a profession out there that you will be successful at.
Best wishes,
Pete
cook meth . the time is now
Thank you, I appreciate the encouragement and suggestions.
Check with the women's prison out in Jean and see if they are taking applications for shower room security monitor? I hear free housing is nearby as well...
Maybe you should give hydro-colon therapy another go?
bathroom attendant. mayb?can i get u a towel or mint
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