Thursday, May 17, 2012

My roll < $38

The losing sessions continue. Everyone's running into the bottom of my range.

Despite my penury and destitution, I have calculated that I am up $2,470 G-Bucks for the year and will be providing my broker with an audited spreadsheet to this effect, hopefully persuading him to allocate me 65 Facebook shares in tomorrow's IPO.

2 comments:

Memphis MOJO said...

Well, you can always go back to hydro-colon therapy to rebuild the roll.

Mr Subliminal said...

If I manage to get my hands on 65 FB, and they trade on Friday's open at, say, 50, I can make an easy $780 by quickly offloading them before my broker wisens up.

Quicker, cleaner and more profitable than your average colon rinse.