Monday, May 23, 2005

Eye of the Tiger

I think it only fair to warn everyone that with the 2005 WPBT bloggers tourney at the Aladdin almost upon us, I am in full training mode. My typical daily regimen:

06:00am : First alarm

06:25am : Second alarm

06:26am : Jump out of bed

06:27am : Jump back in

08:30am : Slowly crawl out of bed

08:45am : Breakfast of Cheerios and cold milk

09:00am : Chip stacking exercises

09:30am : Isabel Mercier semi-smile and chip throw routine

10:00am : Anger management and breathing

10:15am : Lederer staredown practice

10:30am : Card reading techniques

11:00am : Card throwing techniques

11:30am : Hellmuthian whining

12:30pm : Peeking at opponent's hole cards

01:45pm : Neck massage and Visine application

02:30pm : Acceptance speech practice

03:00pm : Donkey braying and other animal calls

03:30pm : Esfandiari hand waving

04:00pm : Tony G taunting

04:30pm : Acceptance speech practice

05:00pm : Read 60+ poker blogs looking for weaknesses to exploit

11:00pm : Lights out

3 comments:

lassiter said...

Surely, you jest.

Wait a second, jesting isn't your strong suit, is it?

Huge Junk said...

Excellent regimen.

I suspect this should serve you well in the tourney! Looking forward to meeting you out there. See you in a couple of days.

Mr Subliminal said...

Bob, feel free to adopt anything you fancy in the regimen as I'm sure it will virtually guarantee you a seat in the final table of the WSOP $1,500 NL event.