Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Bellagio 2/5
Once again the conversation at my table had dried up. There were long, uncomfortable bouts of silence and it was time for my schtick :
Me : My missus kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock.
Dealer : Really?
Me : It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!
Sunday, March 08, 2015
Bummer
Unfortunately I won't be able to play in the $500,000 buy-in Aria Super High Roller Bowl on July 2, as it clashes with my porn slapper job interview. To say I'm peeved would be an understatement.
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